The best value computer repair shop?
In the whole of Oxford??
In quotation marks???
Man, these guys must be goooood.
On point of fact, they are not good. They are cack. No, really, they are. I know you're surprised. You're thinking, 'What, surely not!? Not with a name like Budget Internet Cafe!'
But it's true. The lazy goodfornothings – contrary to a scrawled note saying 'open at 11.30 today' – were still shut at 12.30.
I suppose that's 'good value' in the same way that starvation is effective dieting.