Thursday, 27 August 2009

A small setback

Hmm. Checking my body mass index, it appears that my result (18) indicates that I am 'underweight' (a BMI of 25 is required for the Special K diet, we are told; to attempt it with less, we surmise, is potentially hazardous.)

To this I say: PAH!

You won't catch the Intellectual Hooligan wimping out of his Special K diet on account of some trifling BMI nonsense.

On which note:

I believe it's BREAKFAST TIME ...


FieldVole said...

Did you weigh yourself before you started this then?

Billicatons said...

But of course, my dear Vole. This whole episode is nothing if not rigorously scientific in its execution.

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