My dear blogprodders, may I apologise profusely for neglecting y'all of late. It's been – by turns – a busy and sickly time for your favourite (dare I presume to be your favourite?) hooligan.
By means of apology, I give you:
The Evil Actifed Guy
PS The Evil Actifed Guy is the one on the box. Don't pretend you needed me to tell you that.
PPS Don't spend too long looking at my hand in this image. It's a little like something by MC Escher, in its 'is that physically possible?' quality. Or possibly HR Geiger, in its eerie, tortured hybridity of organic and pseudo-mechanical. Troubling.