Monday, 14 July 2008

A New Diversion

Next time you find yourself at a loss, twiddling your mental thumbs, hungry for diversion – there is a solution.

Find somewhere comfortable to sit. Make yourself a drink, if so doing lies within your power.

Close your eyes.

And call to mind somebody you know. Ideally, not too well. Perhaps a work colleague ... your landlord ... the gentleman who runs the fine shoe emporium in your town ... a former schoolteacher ...

Now, imagine this person walking along, in earnest conversation.

Really imagine this.

… Now (with a casual flick of your mind) make 'em trip over.

Hours of fun, my friends. Hours of fun.

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